2 Busy 2 Brush Her Hair

As opposed as I am to public grooming, I wouldn't have objected if it had been a brush in one hand. I've seen her on the train often. She always looks vaguely peeved, and never, ever has brushed her hair. She always has an air of having just rolled out of bed, walked through the shower and put on whatever was in the front of the closet, clean or not.

And yet, look at her. Not one, but TWO cellphones and talking on both simultaneously. She is obviously too important to bother with such inconsequential things as brushing her hair, or ironing her clothes. Or hiring someone else to do it for her.