More Alarming Trends

Real quick:

Seen this week. One young woman who had shortened her trousers using paperclips and another who had used staples. While I give them points for knowing that pants hems are not meant to be tread on, any credit gained was more than wiped out by the use of the devices listed above.

Staples? PAPERCLIPS?

What, you think noone will notice the shiny metal objects along the bottom of your pants?

Really.

I just can't ask this enough: What the FUCK is WRONG with you people?