My Analysis of the SOTU Message

Blahblahblahblah TERROR blahblahblahblah TERROR blahblahblahblah 9-11 blahblahblah TERROR blahblahblahblah COMPASSION blahblahblahblahblah TERROR blahblahblahblah RESISTANCE IS FUTILE blahblahblahblah YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED blahblahblahblah TERROR blahblahblahblah AGREE WITH ME OR DIE blahblahblahblahblah TERROR
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#1. Posted by Miss Bliss on February 02, 2006

LOL!!  I avoided it, just in case resistance ISN’T futile.

#2. Posted by Miz Shoes on February 02, 2006

Oh, it’s not like I listened to it, either. Who needs to? I sat in a hot bath with my fingers in my ears, screaming “lalalalala I can’t hear you.” I did read the analysis and it was as I suspected. Doublespeak, hypocrisy, and the smirking chimp giving the finger to Amurka.

#3. Posted by RJ on February 03, 2006

I haven’t watched it since W moved into the White House.  But, speaking of which:

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address fall on the same day. As Air America Radio pointed out, “It is an ironic juxtaposition: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, and the other involves a groundhog.”

It’s even funny despite the fact that the SOU speech was not, in fact, on Groundhog Day.  But that would spoil the joke, wouldn’t it?

#4. Posted by gigi on February 04, 2006

Your punditry is masterful ~ this is the best summary I’ve heard so far.  ;D

We will NOT be assimilated!  Nor any of our human hybrid clones.

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