Obligatory Bush-Bashing Joke
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?The answer is: 10
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for" changing the light bulb or "for" darkness
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: "Lightbulb Change Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Brilliant! And a tip of the pink shoes to RJ, for sending me the joke.
Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/25 at 02:46 PM in Yellow Dog Politics
Heh. Good one!
Even better than my favorite classic light bulb jokes:
Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he gets three credits for doing it.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the light bulb must WANT to change.
Saw this one at Geekward Ho:
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Let’s ride bikes!!