SQUEEEEE!
Chloe won!!! And the sleeves that ate New York City actually looked pretty on the runway. When they announced that Miss Debra Messing was going to be the guest judge, I just knew that Chloe had to win. Take that any way you care to.As for Daniel V.? If being first runner up means Michael Kors offers you a job on national teevee? Say thank you, take the job and consider yourself blessed. Because, to be honest, at 24 and fresh out of school? The 100K would be wasted on you, the business you'd start would never survive. Better to be Kors' buttboy for a couple of years and then become the head designer somewhere else.
And Santino? BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You lost, sucka. Nobody offered YOU a job. Nobody likes you. You are an ass-hat. And? That THING with the bat sleeves and the leather knickers? FUGLY. Finally, the music that you wrote, performed, produced, directed, edited, ad nauseum? It sucked,too. Or as RJ remarked: was that music? After a moment or two, it just became white noise and went away.
The best part? The "Whickety Wack" tee shirt that Uncle Nick had on. Where can I buy mine?
As for ANTM?
Well, I predict that Jade will be kept around as long as they kept Camille from Season 2, which is to say, as long as possible because she is soooooo fucking delusional and hateful and just, creepy in general. Not to mention, she looks all pointy like a wet cat.
Gotta go, my lunch hour is over.
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As MJ (who, G-d bless him, put up with me watching the PR “marathon” last weekend, ostensibly to catch HIM up, and who bought Taco Bell so we wouldn’t have to waste time cooking dinner and then cleaning up after it, and Krispy Kreme doughnuts “light and poofy dessert for light and poofy tv” - his idea. Really.) put it last night: Does that mean that Santino can now go back to being homeless?
Hmmph. One can only hope.
I absolutely ADORED Chloe’s collection and knew she would win. YAY, Chloe!!!!!! I want that green and lavender flowered frock for my very own Precious. And I want to look like Debra Messing in it.
And you’re right about the lovey Daniel; he’ll be just fine. I was a bit disappointed in his collection; it was sleek and elegant but somewhat dull. I think he played it a little too safely in the end. He’s showed he’s capable of more.
Talk about safe ~ the ‘More is Not Nearly Enough, Glue Some Shit On’ Santino really went off point! That one dress was gorgeous ~ where the hell did it come from? It was a pleasure to see some air go out of his ego balloon ~ although it did seem kind of unfair of the judges to suddenly be telling him that, well, we didn’t mean that you shouldn’t be You; you know, Over-the-Topish…ish. He did get mixed signals. Then again, who cares?
For once, the right person won. Yay, Chloe!!