The Bitch is Back

I’m feeling a little dyspeptic today, what with the boss blasting CNN throughout the office, and messages of “certain death” if people stay along the Texas coast, and the mind-numbing adoration of that Republican fuck puppet, Sarah Palin. So to make myself feel a little better, I give you the Rude Pundit’s advice to the Obama campaign. I’ll be following it as I argue with the right, I suggest you do, too.

You want the best route? Here it is: emasculate John McCain. Use Palin to cut his nuts off. Constantly say shit like, “Am I running against John McCain or Sarah Palin?” or “If the Republicans wanted her to be president, they should have nominated her” or “Maybe Republicans are used to a vice president that runs the show” or whatever. Make McCain have to defend himself. Turn him into Palin’s bitch. It’ll make him insane. And if there’s one thing that Republicans hate most about women, it’s the perception of the castrating bitch telling men what to do (see all the shit about Hillary Clinton).


Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 09/12 at 01:05 PM in Yellow Dog Politics

(3) Comments
#1. Posted by Sarah on September 13, 2008

I love you. I was looking for someone to help justify my boredom/disgust with Kenley still being on the show and Google found you for me. I read more and found you are as bitterly political as I am as well. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

#2. Posted by gigi on September 14, 2008

I think this is an excellent idea.  Go Pistol-packin’ Palin and…her elderly Uncle John!  ;)

#3. Posted by Elise on September 15, 2008

RP is brilliant. Added bonus: he has the foulest mouth on the planet. We luv u, RP.

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