The Wet, Pissed Off Cat Stays

And Mollie Sue goes home. Which of the bitches on ANTM is on crack, other than that UberSkank, Jade. I'm amazed that she doesn't spell it some other way, you know, with extra letters like "y" or a silent "h".

She is beyond annoying, beyond evil, beyond all pointy like a wet Siamese cat.

She is pure ugly on a plate.

I have an idea, or maybe a nightmare. She and Santino should mate. I don't know what they'd produce, but I have no doubt that it would kill them both while they slept. Not that there would be anything wrong with that.
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(3) Comments
#1. Posted by Cary on April 06, 2006

Ooops! As your page was loading I was thinking that it might be about ANTM and that I should just close the browser. Due to my other TV obsessions, I have to catch ANTM on the Tuesday rerun. I’m still looking forward to watching it next week for all the cattiness.

Note to self: Stay away from Girly Shoes around ATNM time. :)

#2. Posted by LM on April 07, 2006

Off-topic, but do you really want to come visit?

#3. Posted by Gigi on April 07, 2006

Shoot, I missed this episode too.  Jade is just a nasty, mean, self-deluded bully with a beautiful body…

She and Santino? :D You are too funny.  Yes, their mutant offspring would kill them in their sleep, and then probably go on to win Fear Factor, or something equally onerous.

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