What I Saw Last Night

The RLA and I watched the "debate" last night between Darth Cheney and Dennis Quaid look alike John Edwards. Isn't that boy just the cutest little thing, bless his heart?

The RLA pointed out that Cheney's suit was so dark that it absorbed the light and made it difficult for the television cameras to focus on him. I said that the Prince of Darkness is called that for a reason. The RLA also noted that once Edwards found his stride and really started to spank the puppet master, that Cheney seemed to fade. Oh, sure, he was still spouting vitriol and venom like Mt. St. Helens on a good (or is that bad) day, but he didn't really seem to have his heart in it.* It just seemed like the starch was starting to go limp.

*And does he really have a heart?

The thing that struck me the most was how much that liver-spotted old pile of dung looks like another old liver-spotted selfish wretch:
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Yeah? What do you think?
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(7) Comments
#1. Posted by Reecie on October 06, 2004

But ... who is Cheney’s Smithers?

Heh.

#2. Posted by RJ on October 06, 2004

Oh, come now… the obvious answer is Dubya, of course!  You MUST see the correlation, don’t you?

Oh my g-d, L—I wish my brain worked as fast as yours, sometimes! :-0))

#3. Posted by RJ on October 06, 2004

Actually, I think the exact moment the starch in Cheney melted was during the discussion about gay marriage.  Edwards turned to Cheney and said something about how much he admires Cheney and his wife for being so wonderfully tolerant and supportive of their GAY daughter and her lifestyle and relationships.  What wonderful and loving parents they are.

Thus, of course, making sure that everyone, even the pinheaded ultra-right-wing conservative base is fully aware of the make-up of his family unit.

The look of amused resignation on Cheney’s face at that moment, and his thanks to Edwards for saying such nice things, was when the light switch went off.  After that, he just ineffectually kept repeating himself.

#4. Posted by Miss Bliss on October 06, 2004

Woman…you crack me up!

#5. Posted by Wink on October 06, 2004

Otha Momma, you rock.

I saw a poster the other day, promoting a country absolutely free of CARBs.  That is, Cheney, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld, and Bushy.

#6. Posted by PunkAssBitch on October 06, 2004

can I get an AMEN!

ROFLMAO…you’re good!!!

#7. Posted by Mikie on October 07, 2004

Damn you funny Shoe’s!  I wish I could write as well as you.  But you did give me a “hot!!!!” on your blogroll—I’m feelin damn good right now—thanks!

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