Sep 20th, 2006

Hang Down Your Head & Cry

So the POTUS doesn't know what "degrading to human dignity" means. I have a couple of ideas, and I'm sure you do, too. I'd love to be given the chance to show him some of my ideas, up close and personal, if you know what I mean, and I'm sure you do.

Feel free to add your ideas in the comments.
1. being forced to watch the POTUS's speaches on an endless loop

2. having to listen to Paris Hilton defend her singing or having to listen to her sing

3. being forced to watch Eraserhead on an endless loop

4. being forced to watch highlight reels from Project Runway's Santino and Jeffrey-the-Pinheaded-Shmoo pieced together with highlights from America's Next Top Model's own Jade-the-Delusionial

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