It took two years of coding on the weekends. It took a major fight with the RLA. It took more time and more sweat and more tears than I ever imagined, and I’m still tweaking the code. But today, not ten minutes ago, I threw the switch on our virtual garage sale. One box of crap at a time, we’re clearing away the excess of our lives. I give to you: MILD BURNING SYMPTOMS. Stock up, babies, because when it’s gone, it’s gone.