Mar 9th, 2006

SQUEEEEE!

Chloe won!!! And the sleeves that ate New York City actually looked pretty on the runway. When they announced that Miss Debra Messing was going to be the guest judge, I just knew that Chloe had to win. Take that any way you care to.

As for Daniel V.? If being first runner up means Michael Kors offers you a job on national teevee? Say thank you, take the job and consider yourself blessed. Because, to be honest, at 24 and fresh out of school? The 100K would be wasted on you, the business you'd start would never survive. Better to be Kors' buttboy for a couple of years and then become the head designer somewhere else.

And Santino? BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You lost, sucka. Nobody offered YOU a job. Nobody likes you. You are an ass-hat. And? That THING with the bat sleeves and the leather knickers? FUGLY. Finally, the music that you wrote, performed, produced, directed, edited, ad nauseum? It sucked,too. Or as RJ remarked: was that music? After a moment or two, it just became white noise and went away.

The best part? The "Whickety Wack" tee shirt that Uncle Nick had on. Where can I buy mine?

As for ANTM?
Well, I predict that Jade will be kept around as long as they kept Camille from Season 2, which is to say, as long as possible because she is soooooo fucking delusional and hateful and just, creepy in general. Not to mention, she looks all pointy like a wet cat.

Gotta go, my lunch hour is over.