Sep 12th, 2008

The Bitch is Back

I’m feeling a little dyspeptic today, what with the boss blasting CNN throughout the office, and messages of “certain death” if people stay along the Texas coast, and the mind-numbing adoration of that Republican fuck puppet, Sarah Palin. So to make myself feel a little better, I give you the Rude Pundit’s advice to the Obama campaign. I’ll be following it as I argue with the right, I suggest you do, too.

You want the best route? Here it is: emasculate John McCain. Use Palin to cut his nuts off. Constantly say shit like, “Am I running against John McCain or Sarah Palin?” or “If the Republicans wanted her to be president, they should have nominated her” or “Maybe Republicans are used to a vice president that runs the show” or whatever. Make McCain have to defend himself. Turn him into Palin’s bitch. It’ll make him insane. And if there’s one thing that Republicans hate most about women, it’s the perception of the castrating bitch telling men what to do (see all the shit about Hillary Clinton).